Oh, you’re straight? I didn’t notice…
I don’t know why but whenever one of my (straight) guy friends says “no homo” it really annoys me. I mean, everyone knows you’re straight because you’ve been exerting your masculinity for the whole world to see. You’re clearly interested in girls and I know nothing is going to change that. So, why do you feel the need to announce that you’re not a homosexual if we all know you’re not? It’s okay to say nice things to someone of the same sex. Don’t be ashamed of it and think that if you say something caring about someone of the same sex that everyone is going to think you’re gay. In fact, your sexuality couldn’t be further from what I’m thinking about when you make a nice comment.